There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it... ¡Don't worry!
Your problems have finished, if you are gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning.
For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just truy and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is speaking Spanish. 1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner 2. N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair 3. Who and seek ago = Juan se cagó = John is a chiken things 4. S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kind a sad. 5. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags 6. Desk can saw = descanso = you rest 7. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives 8. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando= stop bugging me 9. See eye = síhay = yes we have 10. T N S free o ¿Tienes frío? = are you cold?